NFL fans are getting a belated holiday gift from the league today with a whopping 16 games, ten of which have legitimate playoff implications. Plus, thanks to a three-year old rule, CBS and FOX will have dueling doubleheaders this afternoon, which means that most of the country will get to see five games today (including the Sunday night contest on NBC).
In order to sort through the craziness, Shutdown Corner presents a comprehensive guide to the Week 17 action. For an overview of the complete playoff picture, take a look at Yahoo! Sports’ updated guide.
"Luckiest" scheduling break: Dallas playing at 4:15
One week after playing an opponent in their home finale that was hand-picked by Jerry Jones, the Dallas Cowboys got yet another favor from Roger Goodell when their game today was moved to 4:15. Because the Eagles need a lot of help to make the playoffs, there’s a very good possibility that Donovan and company will have already been eliminated by the time their game kicks off in Philly.
The three games that have a direct impact on the Eagles all kickoff at 1:00. A win by Tampa over Oakland would eliminate Philly outright. Even if the Bucs lose, the Eagles would still need either a Minnesota or Chicago to loss to still have a shot at the postseason. Translation: It would be a minor miracle for the Eagles to still be alive for the playoffs by 4:15, which means that Dallas will likely be taking the field against a disinterested bunch who just found out they have no incentive to win.
We’re not suggesting that this was some sort of conspiracy on the part of the NFL to get Dallas into the playoffs, but you’d be naive to think that such a scenario wasn’t even broached when scheduling this week’s kickoff times. I mean, at the least, move the Bucs/Raiders to 4:15 so the Eagles don’t know whether they’re out or not; nobody is going to be watching that game anyway.
Team that needs the most help, but has the best chance of getting said help: Chicago
The fate of the Chicago Bears is linked to the fate of the Minnesota Vikings, and as those teams kickoff at the same time, there will be a lot of scoreboard watching by Chicago fans. However, all it takes for the Bears to get in is a Minnesota loss to the Giants. It would seem that the Giants should be in coasting mode, but seeing as how they won the Super Bowl last year after playing hard in a largely-meaningless (for them) week 17 game against New England, don’t expect New York to roll over for the Vikes.
Best pre-emptive, possibly-unnecessary whining: Patriots fans
Even though they’re fans of a team that won their first Super Bowl thanks to the still-ridiculous tuck rule and got a pass from the media for egregious cheating violations, New England Patriots fans sure do like to complain a lot. They’re already gearing up to whine about how it’s unfair that their 11-5 Patriots will miss the playoffs while an undeserving team from the AFC West plays in January. (They’ll fail to ignore the fact that the Pats played one of the easiest schedules in the NFL.) But the Pats road to the AFC East title isn’t that daunting. All they need to do is beat Buffalo and hope that the Dolphins lose to the Jets. Granted, that Jets game is at 4:15 and the team could be eliminated by then, but since when is Miami a juggernaut that can’t lose to teams it shouldn’t?
Worst place to be a football fan (non-Detroit division): Washington
Arguably, the two biggest games of the day are Miami-New York and Dallas-Philadelphia. Viewers in the D.C. area won’t see either of those games, as absurd NFL rules that classify Washington as a "Baltimore market" bump the battle for the AFC East for the Ravens. And with the Washington Redskins capping their disappointing season at 4:15, there’s no room for Dallas-Philly. Speaking of Dallas …
If a team goes 0-16 and nobody is around to watch it: Detroit at Green Bay Packers
The Detroit Lions quest for immortality will be available in slightly fewer homes than your average Brewers game. The game will only be broadcast to viewers in Michigan, Wisconsin and northern Ohio (I’m jealous of you today, Toledoans). The Giants-Vikings is going out to most of the country, despite the fact that one team has nothing to play for and the other has Tavaris Jackson at quarterback. The Lions game has will have two teams desperately and feebly fighting it out to avoid the ignominy of either becoming the first 0-16 team in history or becoming the first team to ever lose to a team that was one step away from becoming the first 0-16 team ever. FOX executives, why do you think traffic slows down when there’s a car accident? People like seeing wrecks. I imagine you know that already, as you’ve kept Prison Break on the air for four seasons.
What?!: The Falcons can still get a first-round bye
Remember last week when the Carolina Panthers and the Giants were playing for home-field advantage? Didn’t it seem like Carolina had already wrapped the NFC South and the No. 2 seed in the NFC, thereby getting the coveted first-round bye? Apparently not, as Atlanta still has a very good chance to win the NFC South. All they’d need is to beat 2-13 St. Louis and get some help from New Orleans, who plays at home against the aforementioned Panthers. And before you go discounting the Saints, in the NFC South this year, home teams are undefeated in divisional games. Overall, teams in the South have a 26-3 home record.
What?! (Runner-up): The Ravens can still miss the playoffs
When the Baltimore Ravens beat the Cowboys last Saturday night, it seemed like their ticket to the postseason was punched. That wasn’t the case. Baltimore still needs to win today in order to clinch a Wild Card berth. They are playing the lowly Jags, which is maybe why making the playoffs seems pre-ordained. But if the Ravens lose, all it takes is a New England win to bump B’more from the party. It’s not likely, but neither was the Jets losing to Seattle.
Ideal viewing schedule:
1:00 (CBS) — New England at Buffalo
1:00 (FOX) — Detroit at Green Bay (flipping to New York Giants at Minnesota)
4:15 (CBS) — Miami at New York Jets
4:15 (FOX) — Dallas at Philadelphia